It's a bird, it's a plane, it's....iron man?

"Yay," I though to myself last night before I went to bed (although technically it was early in the morning when I went to sleep) "it's Tuesday so I have no classes today and I can sleep in." Which I did finally getting up at 3 pm. After getting up I played MW3 for about an hour until I remembered the homework I had. So my day of no school turned into having to do science homework, a math test, an english test, and review for the civics test and I still have more science to do and in english we're writing a short story that I still have to work on (I have two stories and I'm not sure which to use). Anyways I spent about an hour and a half doing homework on my day off (yes I have no school on Tuesdays and Thursdays haha). So now I'm taking a break. My day yesterday was interesting. After school (I also only have 4 hours of school on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday hahahaha) me and my mom had to bring one of our 5 cats to the vet. She hates the vet and being in a cage so we spent 10 minutes in the car hearing her meow the whole way there then we got there she no longer hated her cage and wanted to stay in it only to hear her meow for another 10 minutes on our way back. Then me and my dad went to the mall to meet my friend. My arm was almost ripped off when I told her what Ross put about Andy from Black Veil Brides on his blog Sarcasmic Music (run Ross run she's gonna kill you). Anyways aside from all the shit in my life, today I'm going to talk about a show I watch. It's called Iron Man Armored Adventures (yes I watch things like that). Now it's a good show but there's some things that perplex me. Like how he always watches the one building. You'd think that people would find it weird for some guy to watch a building all the time but no they just go on with their lives not a care in the world. Then when iron man is fighting another person in iron in the middle of a road it's completely normal. No one calls the police or are worried about it at all. And when a robot smashes into your building and causes a lot of damage no one cares or when your car looks like it's been sat on by a giant nothing happens. Then there's the brat Justin Hammer. The girl that works for him should quit. If a 20 something year old brat almost kills me with a laser gun thing I would not be working for him anymore. Then when he gets blasted of to space he doesn't do anything. You'd think he's be like "maybe I should move out of the way so I don't get blasted off into space" but no he just stands there. I wish people on COD would be like that. It would make the throwing knife much easier to use. There's that other criminal named Unicorn. What the fuck man. Seriously unicorn, that's the best you could come up with. If I was fighting someone named unicorn I would not be scared at all. Remember criminals when picking a name for yourself pick ones that are going to strike fear into your foes not a name that's going to make people think that you want to finish the fight soon so you can get to the shoe sale on time. So that's the end of my complaining but one last thing. People in iron armor bounce. 

Question of the Day:

What if you get two fortune cookies that contradict each other? 

School

School is a glorious place filled with happiness. False. School is hell with fluorescent lighting. True. As you can see I hate school. But doesn't everyone. Who wants to go to a place that you have to go to for 8 hours to learn things you don't care about and then get home and have to go over everything you just learned for 2 hours. Anyone that does like it is crazy. Let's go over what I'm learning right now to see how useless it is. In math I'm learning triangle congruence by ASA and AAS. Who the fuck cares if two triangles are congruent. I sure as hell don't. In civics we had a review game today for a test. My team won but we get nothing for winning. In science we're learning about mole. No, by mole I do mean the animal or the thing on peoples faces. This mole is an amount of a substance that contains approximately 6.02 times 10 to the power of 23 particles of that substance. Confused? Me too but the part that confuses me the most is the abbreviation for mole. The abbreviation is mol. Yes they abbreviated a four letter word into a three letter word. How lazy are people that they don't feel like putting an e at the end of mole. I mean really. I know that l is on one side of the key board and e is all the way on the other side but come on. It's not that hard to type an e. Look, I just did it. This is the reason that America is fat. We're to lazy to type an e but not to lazy to drive to McDonalds to get a big mac. This is why I hate school On the bright side I do like english. I learn more useless shit but at least I get to read a good story. The story this week was called 'Lamb to the Slaughter' by Roald Dahl. It's about a woman who loves her police man husband and is 6 months pregnant. He comes home and is acting strange and then tells her something (we never find out what it is he tells her but we're guessing he was leaving her possible because of an affair). At first she denies it and tries to pretend every things ok and gets a leg of lamb to cook for dinner. She gets the lamb and goes into the room where he tells her he's going out. She becomes mad and hits him over the head with the lamb. He dies and because she has a baby and doesn't want anything to happen to it she makes a plan. She starts cooking the lamb and heads out to the grocery store acting as if nothings wrong. She acts like a caring wife getting food for her husband. She goes back home and finds him dead and calls the police who come. After talking to the guy at the grocery store who was helping the woman they suspect nothing. She offers them a drink and later food saying that her husband would not have liked her to not offer them anything after all there hard work and tells them there's lamb that should be done in the kitchen. They comply and eat the food thus destroying the only evidence they had. It's a very good story. Anyways I have a little test for everyone. See how many of them you can get right. Even if you're an adult you can take it and see how much stuff you learned in school that you don't need later in life.

Each question is worth 1 point. No cheating

Math
1. 2x + 5 times 7 = 89 what does x equal
2. what is the area of a triangle with a base of 8 inches and height of 10 inches
3. find the hypotenuse of a triangle with two sides that both have a length of 4 inches

English
1. what is third-person-limited point of view
2. give the definition of the underlined word. The calamity caused by contagion was not stopped in the dominion because the king who ruled during the reign did not endeavor to save the people and he later atoned his wrongdoings.
3. In Romeo and Juliet what type of irony is used when Romeo believes Juliet is dead but we know she is not.

Science
1. what are these elements Ag, Pd, S, Li, and Hg
2. what is Newton's first law of motion
3. what is malleability

Social Studies
1. who fought in the French and Indian war
2.  what is capital punishment
3. what year was the Constitution written

Language
1. what does the spanish word "campo de juegos" mean
2. what does the french word "avion" mean
3. what does the german word "katze" mean


answers

math
1. x = 6
2. 40 square inches
3. 8 inches

english
1. when the story is told by an outside observer, who frequently refers to the characters with third-person pronouns.
2. to make amends for something a person did wrong
3. dramatic irony

science
1. Ag - silver, Pd - palladium, S - sulfur, Li - lithium, Hg - mercury
2. the state of motion of an object does not change as long as the net force acting on the object is zero
3. the ability of a solid to be hammered without shattering

Social Studies
1. the French against Britain
2. the death penalty
3. 1787

language
1. playground
2. plane
3. cat

Question of the Day:
How well did you do on the test?

Accident

Right now I'm in my friends bedroom (I kicked her out of it) writing this. She's impatient and wanted me to post now. So it's story time again. This story is also about "cars".

It was a long day driving in madness. Weaving in and out between everyone. Some people were on the phone or texting. People were yelling at each other when they were hit. One older guy even gave me the finger when I hit him. Then I heard a horrendous sound. The sound of glass shattering and wheels screeching as metal clashed against metal. I heard a woman scream. My curiosity got the better of me and I was soon at the accident along with a lot of other people. I ran over to a woman on the ground. She wasn't moving but she did have a pulse so she was just unconscious. "Someone call an ambulance" I heard someone yell out. Then I heard the cry of a kid. It was barely noticeable. His cry being drowned out by all the commotion. I looked over to see a kid on the ground with glass in his feet. "Someone get the kid" I yelled while pointing towards him. A man probably in his early 40s ran over and picked the kid up attempting to comfort him. I heard the sound of an ambulance. The sound got closer and closer. Then I heard the sound of people screaming to get out of their way. I went to the side allowing the ambulance crew to get to the injured people. One of the guys went over to the unconscious woman and checked her pulse. He then proceeded to call another guy over to help get her onto a stretcher. I followed the guy with the kid and watched as he gave the kid to a paramedic who then placed him in the ambulance. The other man who was in the accident walked into the ambulance. He didn't seem to have any injuries except that he was crying and repeatedly saying "it's all my fault" and "I can't believe this happened". I watched as the doors closed and the ambulance drove off. I started to walk back to the accident. I looked at the floor that was littered with glass and olives. I went to my cart and said out loud "just another day at a crowded grocery store". Hey!. Watch where you're going!" a woman yelled at me when I hit her cart.

Question of the Day:

When we're in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so why do we say "it's all right"? Well it isn't all right so why don't we say "watch where you're going you jackass"?

Bumper Stickers

It seems I've been away from here for to long. The problem is I've been addicted to a game and it leaves little time for other things. That and school work. Well I'm back now (to the displeasure of many). So I have been getting out of the house lately and driven to places (being 15 sucks cause I can't drive). However since I'm not driving and I don't have to pay attention to the road I can pay attention to other things. One of the things I've noticed is bumper stickers. Lots of people have bumper stickers on their cars. Many of these bumper stickers annoy me (although lots of things annoy me so that's not a surprise). For example that one bumper sticker that says Baby On Board. I've looked it up on and it says to use it so that people are extra cautious around your car. I'm sorry (lying) but putting a sticker on your car will not make people extra cautious. If you don't want your kid to be hurt then don't drive with them in the car or if you really want to protect them put them in plastic bubble that's cushioned on the inside. If you do that just remember that won't stop them from hurting themselves or resenting you for it. Anyways I decided to look up more bumper stickers and make fun of them on here and yes all of them are real and you can get them for your car. Just look it up if you don't believe me.

Wheel + phone = wreck - Yeah and wheel + trying to read bumper sticker = wreck

Put the phone down and nobody gets hurt - Actually people can still get hurt. They could be murdered or in a fire or have a tree fall on them or....well I think you get the point.

Justice, not vengeance - But they're pretty much the same thing. Say it's justice just makes it sound legal.

We are the people our parents warned us about - The cops must love that one.

Now my little voices are texting me - No I think the person texting you is your therapist.

I'm so fucking happy I could shit rainbows - You should probably see a doctor about that.

National Sarcasm Society. Like we need your support - I wanna join! See I can be sarcastic.

Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult - It doesn't help to have a bumper sticker that says you're in disguise. It kind of gives it away.

Warning! Mess with my beer cooler and I will shoot your ass - He's obviously not an alcoholic.

Don't panic - Ok two things about this one. First, what are we panicking about? Second, telling people not to panic always helps. (More sarcasm. I'm so getting into that society.)

What part of y'all don't you understand? - you

Fish fear me - Fish are very timid creatures. Them being afraid of you isn't a very big accomplishment.

I'm not wearing any pants! - I'm just gonna believe you on that one. You don't have to show me. This is also one that when guys see it they hope it's a girl driving the car.

My other car got stolen so now I'm driving this crap - You know some people have to be driven everywhere cause they can't even afford that bumper sticker. I'm not talking about me though (I'm such a liar).

Do NOT wash. This vehicle is undergoing a scientific dirt test - Are you also undergoing that test?

I'm the quiet neighbor with the big freeze - This screams "I'm a serial killer".

Ask me - Ask you what!? Wait is that what I'm supposed to ask? Or is that it? I'm so confused.

Gone fishing - Then who's driving?

I'm not INSANE my mother had me tested - I think the test results were wrong.

I am immune to your sarcasm - Oh good one.


Out of all of them I have found two bumper stickers that I would get. One says "Come to the dark side we have cookies" and the other says "Have a nice day" and it has a dude giving the finger.


Question Of The Day:
Seriously, what am I supposed to ask!?!

Costumes

Well Halloween is coming up in 5 days. As I said in my last post I am going trick or treating. I will not repeat what I am going as so you'll have to go back to that post if you care enough. Anyways I'm 15 so I am a teenager and I'm going and I know a lot of teenagers don't go cause it's not cool or they just think they're to old. I don't understand what the problem is. No one's to old for FREE candy. I understand that some people just don't feel like getting a costume and having to pay for it so I have thought of 4 costumes that people can easily get for little or no money.

1. Girl or Boy
No I don't mean go as the opposite gender. That would cost money. What you do with this is go as the gender you are. For example, if you're a girl just put on whatever clothes you would normally wear put on whatever make up and jewlery and whatever else you put on that takes 2 hours to do. When you're finally done putting it on your costume is finished. Yup that's it and you just go trick or treating like that. If you're a guy just do the same. I mean not with girl clothes but with your own clothes. Just wanted to make sure your guy brains understood. So you just go out as you normally would for Halloween and when people ask you what you're going as just say "I'm a girl/guy". What's funny is that people might get really confused because your 'costume' looks a lot like that girl/guy that lives in the neighborhood.

2. Box
All you have to do with this is get a big box that's large enough for you to fit in. Cut out a hole on the top, two on the bottom, and one on each side. Open the top of the box and get it. Put your feet through the two holes at the bottom and your arms through each side. Then have someone close the box and stick your head though that. Now your a box. A good thing about being a box for Halloween is you can scare people. All you have to do is go to a door. Take you legs out of the bottom so the box doesn't look like it has legs. Then ring the doorbell and hide in the box. When someone comes out and wonders why there's a box outside pop out. Just make sure you pick the right person to scare. Don't pick the person in the neighborhood who is really tough cause then all your gonna do is end up with a black eye or some kind of wound. I can not be held responsibly for any injuries you sustain while scaring people.

3. Bag Man/Woman
For this just get 3 paper bags and two plastic bags. Take one of the paper bags and cut two eye holes in it and if you feel like it a mouth hole. Put that on your head. Then take the two other paper bags and put your feet in them. You should tie them to your feet to make sure they stay. Then with the two plastic bags put them on your hands. You can hold them if you'd like. The good thing about this one is that you can use all the bags to hold your candy. Just make sure you don't put a plastic bag over your head instead of a paper bag.

4. Pumpkin Head
This one is the easiest since most of the work is done for you. A lot of people love getting a pumpkin and carving it and then putting it outside. Well there's nothing out there that says you can't take one. Just go look at the pumpkins one by one and when you find one you really like take it. It could be anything, a face, a cat, a monster, witch, whatever you like. Then cut the bottom of the pumpkin making a big enough hole to fit your head and there you go. You're a pumpkin head. The nice one about this is that no one will have the same design as you so you and all your friends could go as Pumpkin head and each one would have a different design.

So there you go. Four costumes that are easy and cost nothing.

Question of the Day:
What's your costume for Halloween. If you pick mine I'll send you a free piece of candy of your choice (will take a minimum of 100 years until you receive it)

Punishment

Warning: This was made by a person who had been having insomnia for about a month. You have been warned.

I'm back! Wow I can almost hear all the crickets as you guys don't care. Well, I would like to thank all the people that answered the question of the day from my last post. In case you haven't already figured it out there was no one so since I have such loving fans I have decided to tell (bore) you guys with what I've done the past week or two I've been gone. Well I've been having insomnia for about a month now which is why this is being posted at 4 this morning. I've also been terrorized by my new kitten. Her name is Ash and she "loves" me. I now have scratches on my foot from where she decided to try and climb onto it an after she fell decided that she would claw my foot. She has also been attempting to eat my hand. Every once in a while she decided to start licking my hand and when she is done with that she starts sucking and biting my thumb. She also licks my face so now I'm worried that I may wake up one day to find the flesh on my face missing or my thumb or entire hand.  I also got the new Five Finger Death Punch album American Capitalist which is awesome. I have fallen in love with the song "Under and Over It" especially the one line "Did you hear the one about me playing the game. Selling my soul and changing my name. Did you hear the one about me being a prick. Did you know that I don't care and you can suck my. Did you hear the one about me trying to die. Fist in the air and a finger to the sky. Do I care if you hate me. Do you want to know the truth. C'est la vie, adios, good riddance, fuck you". I'm looking forward to Disturbed new b-side album The Lost Children which will be out November 8th. Let's think what else can I tell you. Play-doh is still fun to play with even when your 15 but you still should not eat it. I'm very confused by something I saw at a store. They had a jar of what they called "party peanuts". I don't understand what that means. Does it mean that the peanuts wear little party hats and have a banner that says some party thing when you open it. Maybe they have that little toy thing that you twirl around on a stick and makes a very annoying noise. They could also have streamers and confetti that pops out whenever you open it. Or by "party peanuts" do they mean that they are peanuts that are only allowed to be brought to parties. Like if you get pulled over by the cops and they find a jar of opened party peanuts on the seat and there's no party going on they'll arrest you. I kind of hope it's the first thing but at the same time it would be funny if it was the later of the two. Oh well. Halloween is soon. I don't understand why people my age don't go as much. I mean really it's free candy. But whatever the less that go the more candy I get. I'm going as a cereal killer this year and no, I do not mean serial killer. I will stop boring you guys and try to get some sleep now. Don't worry I won't be gone as long this time. I'm working on a special Halloween themed story for you guys. Until then all of you should work on something very important to me. STOP MUFFIN CRUELTY. Think about how you would feel if you were a muffin. You're just given life and then eaten by some ungrateful brat.

Question of the Day:
Since I'm punishing you guys for not answering the last one you guys get none this time. Feel free to answer last posts question.

Math Poem

Sorry I've been gone for a while. I can't think of anything to write. Today I have some interesting things. Me and my family went to a German festival and I got a dragon balloon. Yes a balloon. I have a childs mind and an idiots brain. That means I would be good to video tape and send to one of those funny shows. Any ways it was cool at the festival. You can use cool in both ways there. By that I mean you can interpret it as cool like it's nice or cool as in it's cold. If that doesn't help explain it well then you should go back to kindergarden. Besides the German festival I had a kind of fun thing to do in geometry. We had to do a poem for extra credit. I needed the extra credit so I had to do it. I came up with a stupid poem so I'm going to share it with you.

One plus one equals two.
Yes I know it's true.
A cone has a point at the end.
It's solid so it won't bend.
A cube is made up of squares.
It's not human so it doesn't have any hairs.
The origin of this poem is my brain.
The inside of it is insane.
We're getting off topic here.
I think this is enough for your ear.
Look, I didn't even shed a tear.
Now you can all cheer.

Yeah I don't know how I can up with it either. I'm gonna go and try and think of something to write now.

Question of The Day:

I'm going to give you people that are reading this a chance to read a story about what you want so I want you guys to pick a topic, any topic, and I will write a story about it. Well almost any topic, it depends on what you guys come up with. Yeah so now I'm the best blogger in the world letting you lucky people choose a topic. I'm so nice (this isn't just because I can't think of anything to write about). Wait this isn't really in question form. Ok, what do you guys want me to write about? There happy.