Games

Many games now supposedly are good for kids but if you think about it some of them can teach kids bad things. Here's a list of them.

Monopoly - Teaches kids that they should destroy their opponents and take all their money. It teaches them how to be megalomaniacs (look it up).

Operation - a game that shows kids the dangers of performing an operation and makes them think it is easy to mess them up thus the kids become terrified of hospitals.

Clue - Shows kids that everyone is a suspect when a crime is committed even themselves.

Perfection - Teaches kids that they have to do everything perfect and have things done on time or everything gets messed up.

Jenga - Makes kids cautious about every move they make for fear that they will lose.

The Game of Life - Teaches kids early that not everything in life is perfect.

Crocodile Dentist - This game isn't really that bad except it makes kids think that when you're bit by a crocodile it doesn't hurt very much so they don't have a fear of crocodiles and get eaten by one. Now if I made the game I would make the crocodiles teeth very sharp like knives.

Hungry Hungry Hippos - Teaches kids that they can control hippos and that hippos are pink, green, orange, and yellow.

These are just some of the many games there are. And people wonder why humans are so messed up. It's because children are playing these games.

Question of the Day:

Anybody want to play my version of Crocodile Dentist?

Coincidentally Means....

It just dawned on me that in my last post my little short story would have been perfect for Valentines Day (if you haven't figured out what it was about yet and you still can't figure out what it's about even though I just gave you a big hint I'll give you another hint. Look up what "kardia" means in Latin. If you still can't figure out what it's about please go to a doctor. There is something wrong with you.)  So when I figured this out I though "They coincidentally have big similarities." or something like that. Then I had to look up what coincidentally meant because it sounds like a word that people made up. So I typed coincidentally into wiktionary and this is what it told me.

1. In a coincidental manner. 


Well that helps me because I have no idea what coincidental means! So I had to click on coincidental which I found out meant. 


1. Occurring as or resulting from coincidence. 


Seriously! If I knew what coincidence meant I wouldn't have to look up coincidental or coincidentally. So I again I clicked on coincidence which means....


1. Of objects, the property of being coincident; occurring at the same time or place.


Deciding to ignore them again using a word I don't know I found out that coincidence basically means two objects occurring at the same time or place. Then I gave up because it wasn't helping me at all and all I really wanted to know is whether coincidentally is a real word and it is. But please wiktionary don't use words that I don't know the meaning of when I'm trying to find out what another word means. Oh and did I mention I'm sick.


Question of the Day:


To sick to care....

Grammy

I can't remember if I've ever been anywhere else. All I can remember is being in this prison for my whole life. It's so dark I can't see a thing but I can slightly feel things. Especially when they shock me. I never do anything wrong or talk but once every second they shock me. Sometimes they shock me twice in one second. Every time they do my muscles contract and I can feel blood spilling out of me and into small tubes. Then from some other tubes they put more blood into me. Why they do this I don't know. Why do they want me to suffer? It's so crowded in here. I think my captor has more then one slave. I can feel something on both sides of me. The one on the left seems smaller then the other. They seem to breathe in and out. I can't talk to them but I assume they to are tortured. If I ever get out I don't know what I'll do, where I'll go, what I'll see. But for now I'll just stay here and endure my torture.

A little short story to entertain you in the beginning. Now today I am really pissed. Today is the 54th Grammy awards. The Grammys say that it's a night for music but really they're lying. It's not for music. It's pretty much only for pop and rap. The only things they have for rock is the Foo Fighters and four fucking awards. Now lets look at those awards. Fucking Mumford and Sons. You have to be kidding me. They aren't fucking rock. I've never even heard of Wilco and I don't consider Coldplay rock. Megadeth and Mastodon are the only metal bands there. Then for the best record and album of the year. For the best record there isn't anything for rock or metal. What about fucking Buried Alive by Avenged Sevenfold, Fever by Bullet for my Valentine, All Signs Point to Lauderdale or It's Complicated by A Day to Remember, and Sick or The Collapse by Adelitas Way. Why the fuck aren't any of those songs in there. Why is it all pop and there has been plenty of rock and metal albums besides the Foo Fighters (although there's nothing wrong with them). This is why I can't wait for the Revolver Golden Gods Awards. A night where people who like rock and metal can celebrate and vote for bands and songs they like and not shitty pop and rap. But until then....

Question of the Day:

What type of music do you like?

Stupid Laws Part 2

Yay. Stupid laws again. But before I begin the answer to my riddle thing. The answer is paint. Yes a riddle written from the point of view of paint. Don't you feel bad for your paint now All lonely with nothing to do and thinking it's worthless. Show your paint some love today. How you'll do that I don't know. I can't do everything for you. 

Montana - One may not pretend to abuse an animal in the presence of a minor. How do you pretend to abuse an animal? What are they professional wrestlers? 

Nebraska - It is illegal to go whale fishing. Where the fuck in Nebraska is there a whale! What are they hunting stuffed animals. 

Nevada - It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway. Do camels now come with steering wheels? 

New Hampshire - In cemeteries it is illegal to: get drunk, picnic, enter at night, and enter by one's self if that person is younger than 10. Who goes to the cemetery and is like "What a great place for my ten year old kid to come alone and have a picnic at night." 

New Jersey - It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer. I can see how this would go in prison. Guy one: "Hey what are you in for?" Guy 2: "I shot a guy. What about you?" Guy 1: "I frowned at a police officer." Guy 2: "Dude that's badass."

New Mexico - Hunting is prohibited in Mountain View Cemetery. What are you hunting zombies? You've been playing way to many video games. 

New York - The penalty for jumping off a building is death. No shit. You don't have to make a law saying that. It's kind of implied. And if they do live I don't think they're going to have a problem being sentenced to death. 

North Carolina - Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited. Imagine visiting fluffy and spot in jail. Is there anyone else who thinks this would be kind of cute. 

North Dakota - It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on. Do police go into people's houses just to make sure they haven't?

Ohio - It is illegal for more then five women to live in a house. I guess the cast of jersey shore won't be living here. Oh wait they aren't all girls. Well by the way the guys bitched I just assumed they were. 

Oklahoma - People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed. Dogs have feelings too. 

Oregon - One may not test their physical endurance while driving a car on the highway. I don't think they should have this law. If an idiot wants to kill himself by trying to be superman I say we let him as long as he doesn't hurt other people. That means we'll have one less idiot to deal with. 

Pennsylvania - It is illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors. But they're so comfortable. 

Rhode island - Impersonating a town sealer, auctioneer, corder of wood, or a fence-viewer is against the law. Do you really gain anything for impersonating any of these people. 

South Carolina - A permit must be obtained to fire a missile. I feel like they made this just to find the idiots who have missiles. 

South Dakota - No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants. Can't you just say that no horses are allowed. Why do you have to add them wearing pants. 

Tennessee - It is illegal to place tacks on a highway. But it would be funny. 

Texas - A recently passed anti crime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. I really hope that no criminal actually takes the time to do this. 

Utah - It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. If someone is going to detonate a nuclear weapon I don't think they're going to obey a law. 

Vermont - At one time it was illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole. What's with all the weird laws involving animals. 

Virginia - Police radar detectors are illegal. Who arrests the police that do this. 

Washington - When two trains come to a crossing, neither shall go until the other has passed. How the fuck is that supposed to work if both of them can't move.

West Virginia - It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 pounds. Poor fluffy. 

Wisconsin - The state definition of rape stated that it was a man having sex with a woman he knows not to be his wife. "But officer I was positive it was my wife."

Wyoming - Any person who fails to close a fence is subject to a fine of up to seven hundred and fifty dollars. They really take this crime seriously. They even have bait fences. 

Done. Fifty dumb laws in America. Again I did absolutely no work on this except thinking of how to make fun of them. They all came from www.dumblaws.com

Question of the Day: 

How are you going to make it up to your paint?