Tuesday, July 17, 2012

There are no words to describe this

I am currently dealing with another couple of days with insomnia so of course I have decided to post something tonight. A couple of weeks ago I found out about this girl who calls herself Amanda Bieber. I cannot read more then 3 of her tweets without wanting to bang my head into a wall. She has enough stupidity that I have decided that at 4:30 in the morning I would make a post about her. So here are some of her tweets and what my response would be (if I felt like arguing with an idiot all day).

Her tweet: Why do normal people have to donate money to cancer funds like it's our fault cancer patients smoked or whatever they did to get cancer?
My response: Okay 1. You don't HAVE to donate money 2. Although there is a bigger risk at getting cancer when you smoke, there are perfectly healthy people who also get cancer too. Have you ever thought about all those kids with cancer? Do you think they came out of the womb smoking a pack of cigarettes a day?

Her tweet: Break a boy's heart once, shame on you. Break the same boy's heart twice, SWAG!
My response: No that's called being a heartless slut.

Her tweet: Why can't all overweight people just throw up all their fat? You don't have to be anorexic, but just throw up until you're normal....
My response: Yeah and why don't we all just shit out money while we're at it. Do you honestly think you can just throw up fat? If humans could do that then there wouldn't be any fat people.

Her tweet: I'm not a fucking atheist I don't believe in God AT ALL. and Bieber is Christian because he's famous and he like, has to
My response: Yeah and I'm sure you like, have to be this stupid. I'm not even going to comment on the atheist part but it wouldn't hurt to believe in proper grammar...

Her tweet: Why do people think lip syncing is a bad thing? You need a lot of talent to lip sync, besides it's hard to sing when you dance...
My Response: You think singing and dancing are hard? Many people can sing and dance at the same time and some people in rock and metal bands can also play guitar or drums while they sing. Proof:

Her tweet: Why did the hottest member of One Direction have to be Muslim? I want him to fuck me, but I don't want him to blow my house up after 
My response: Let me just teach you something (and anyone else who thinks that all Muslims are terrorists). On April 19, 1995 terrorists blew up a building in Oklahoma City that killed 168 people and over 650 were injured. All four of the people charged with the crime were white people who were born in America and none of them had ties to al-Qaeda. Just look up Oklahoma City Bombing if you don't believe me. But good job sounding like a slut. 

That's the last one I feel like doing. She has many others but I'm starting to get tired and reading all of these tweets is killing me. I'm considering making a twitter account just to show her this and see how she responds.