Monday, April 30, 2012

The 11 Things I Hate Most On Call of Duty Part 1

I never talk about it but I love Call of Duty. However, there are many things on it that I hate (although I still play it for some reason). I have a list of 11 things that I hate. No not 10 things, 11 things.

11. Killcams - Killcams are useful sometimes like when you're trying to find where a sniper is or you just have no idea how you got killed. However, I feel like most of the time it's not needed. I mean I know how I was killed. The guy shot me. I don't need to watch it again. I feel like it's mocking me when it shows me it. Like it's saying "Hey, you want to see yourself get killed again. Haha look at you. Look at you, idiot. Boom! headshot! Haha and you were so close to getting a care package. If only you had killed him but no you're to much of an idiot to kill him so you have to watch him kill you."

10. Throwing knives from across the map - Have you ever been in a match and it has just started and right when you start running you get hit by a throwing knife. Then you're like "what the fuck just happened" so you watch the killcam (one of the times you want to watch it) and you see that right when the match started someone threw a throwing knife. It is very annoying....I wish I could do that.

9. Changing your class and forgetting that you no long have that perk - I recently had this happen to me when I was playing Modern Warfare 2. I was using my LMG with commando pro and I like to jump from high places with it. I wanted to start sniping so I changed my class and forgot that I didn't have commando pro with it and when I jumped from a high place I died. The only good thing about it is that I got an emblem for it. I also hate getting killed by helicopters and sentries so for all my classes I have cold blooded which I also don't have on my sniper class so I went outside when there was a pave low and I think you can tell what happened.

8. Stunning/killing yourself - Am I the only one that does this? I go around and I know someone's inside a building so I throw a stun grenade in the room but I miss the door so it bounces back and stuns me. Maybe I'm the only one that does that but it seems like I always stun myself. Just today I was playing terminal and threw a stun grenade a good distance away from me and I still managed to get stunned by it. Stun grenades are bad but it's even worse when it's a frag grenade that bounces back. I'm always killing myself doing this because then I run towards the grenade and attempt to throw it where it was supposed to go to. Sometimes I succeed and other times I get hurt or killed. But sometimes when I play headquarters I throw a grenade into the room where the headquarters are trying to kill people but I'm to impatient to wait for it to blow up so I run in after it which results in me getting blown up by my own grenade.

7. Care packages - I have a love-hate relationship with care packages. I love getting them because I love getting different killstreak rewards (unless its a UAV or ammo). However, they can be annoying sometimes. Like when I get a care package and I'm excited to see what it is but when it drops down it falls on me. I have been killed by care packages at least 50 times. Although typically this happens when I play drop zone. That happens to me a lot but it's especially annoying when you're a juggernaut and one falls on you. I don't mind so much when I'm the bad juggernaut but when I'm the good juggernaut I hate it (bad juggernaut - riot shield and pistol. good juggernaut - LMG).

6. Things that explode - Have you ever just been running along minding your own business and you pass a car without noticing that it's on fire and then it explodes and kills you. Or when you're sniping and there's those exploding barrels behind you and when someone tries to kill you and misses he hits the barrels. Of course you're trying to kill people so you don't look behind to check. Then suddenly they explode and you die when you were so close to getting a killstreak reward.

Well there's 6 of them. I'll post the last five in a couples days (or weeks).

And there's the picture I promised (I hope it works).

P.S. Because of what happened during the last post I'm not spell checking this.

Friday, April 20, 2012

Not Again

A minute ago while playing Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 a guy sent me a series of messages. Most of which I responded to. Why? Because it was to good of an opportunity to pass up. This was our conversation.

Idiot - You're a retard. (I'm assuming he sent me this because he was mad that I got killed. I was playing search and destroy where you have one life. After all of my teammates died including him, I was able to kill 3 of the remaining opponents. However I was unable to kill the last guy.)
Idiot again - Sorry. I didn't mean that. I love you <3
Guess who sent me another message - Won't happen again. Sorry ;)
Me finally answering because I didn't want to answer while in the middle of a match - Since you were nice enough to apologize I accept it however do not send me anymore messages.
Idiot - Lol why can't I ? (first of all there shouldn't be a space between the I and question mark. It should look like "I?" not "I ?" and second of all you can't because I don't like being annoyed by guys on xbox. I hope you have learned your lesson.)
Guess who - Your bio is sorta fucked. :) (I have no idea what the smile face is there for)

I decided to have some fun with him after this so I sent him a message saying "Because I'm not who you think I am"

Freaked out idiot - holy shit. who are you? (I can only imagine what he was thinking when he sent me that)
me - her boyfriend and her bio is like that because of guys like you who do stuff like this (I thought it would be funnier to tell him I was a dude. I think next time this happens I'm going to tell the guy "a 70 year old man but I'd still like to meet you" and see what happens.
Idiots reply - Message people because they suck at the game? LOL her bio is fucked. hahha Read it. (I would like to point out that in the last game we played I had 7 kills and 3 deaths while he had 3 kills and 4 deaths. In the game where he started sending me messages I had 8 kills and 4 deaths while he had 4 kills and 4 deaths. My question is if I suck at the game yet I'm doing better then him (and the rest of my team) what does that mean?)
me - I completely agree with her bio but you obviously don't have a girlfriend so you wouldn't understand.
Bastard - Sorry that my girlfriend doesn't play xbox. Hahaha shes a keeper. ;) (again not sure about the now winking smile face)
my awesome response - Imaginary girlfriends can't buy xboxs.
His idiotic response - Ou got me there ! You've won the argument ! Congrats you just won ... absolutly nothing :) wow yeah coool dude man bro !!!!! (Again I would like to point out that there is NO space between the last word and the exclamation point/question mark. It's also spell absolutEly not absolutly)

I feel like he sent me this response because he had no comeback so to further humiliate him I sent him a message saying "me - 1 you - emasculated + loss of pride = asshole"

His last message was - Whoa so sick man!!!!! hahahahha (Finally there is no space between the last word and exclamation point)

I didn't feel like sending him another message because I felt like I won the battle and because there isn't really anything else to telling him other then how to use correct grammar. After the match (the whole time we were playing search and destroy) he promptly left the game to try and regain what little pride he had left and to hide from the shame he had caused himself.

So I hope everyone learns from this. Also I'm sorry I haven't posted the picture from 2 months ago. Ive been to busy (and lazy) to post them and I'm still not exactly sure how to or if it will work. I'm hoping to post a random picture on my next post to test it out and see if it works. I don't know when my next post will be though because I have a research paper that I only have till wednesday to do. I know what you're thinking "Why did you put off doing the paper this long. You should have gotten it done sooner." Well she just finished telling use what we had to do on Monday so I couldn't have started it till then which only gives us 9 days to do it. I hate school. On the plus side I'm going to a concert this week to see Shinedown, Art of Dying, Adelita's way, and New Medicine so that will be sick. Jealous? You should be.

So being the idiot I am while I was spell checking my post I was trying to fix a word. Thinking that it was going to delete it I pressed the delete/backspace button. Instead it went back to the previous page I was on. I freaked out thinking I just lost everything I wrote. All I had to do was press the "show the next page" button at the top of the screen and I got back to this page. Is that supposed to be some sick kind of karma? Go ahead laugh at me. I don't give a shit. I am never going to spell check my posts ever again.

Thursday, April 5, 2012

Guys On Xbox

So recently on my xbox bio I put

"If you're a guy and I don't know you, the answer is no. I realize that girls playing violent video games is a rare occurrence but that does not mean that you should try to befriend me. I do not want to be your friend, I do not want to date you, I do not want to meet you, I do not want to have anything to do with you. Do not send me a friend request, do not send me a message, do not say "hi" to me and do not tell me you love me. And yes, I did just kill you."

I realize that this may sound harsh but considering the fact that in 6 months of playing xbox I've had 4 guys try to talk to me only because I'm a girl (although one of them somehow persuaded me to accept his friend request). One of them sent me a couple of messages. Two of them expressing his love to me, one that I can't remember, and the last one was a response to me telling him "leave me alone" where he put a crying face (:'( that face in case you're not familiar with it) and telling me that he didn't want to leave. The other guy sent me something that I also don't remember to which I responded "_l_" (the finger, in case you don't know). His response was "is that a penis cause it's cute. My first thought when I read that was "Wow. This guy is charming. Obviously knows what ladies like to hear." It also didn't help that he was being a jackass to everyone else that joined the game and was making fun of people's gamer tags (including mine). The next guy was able to get me to accept his friend request and hasn't been a problem. He hasn't sent me anything bad or been a asshole so I guess 1/4 of the guys are good. The last guy only said "Hey username. What's up girl". This wouldn't have bothered me so much if he hadn't added the girl part and if he had said hi to everyone.

So I decided to change my bio to that so maybe guys would stop bothering me. Did it? Of course not. So today I get into a game and during the game I get a message from a guy (I won't tell you his name so that he can't keep some, not much but some of his dignity). His message said "I completely understand your bio but if you don't have decency to talk in OBJECTIVE playlist then fuck off". Well first of all, if you're going to send me an angry message at least use proper grammar. It should be "don't have THE decency to talk in THE objective" not "don't have decency to talk in objective". Second of all, if I don't want to talk to fucking idiots like you I don't have to. What I would have sent him (although I didn't because I'm not as much of an asshole as him) was "Maybe if it wasn't for idiots like you who send me messages like that I wouldn't put that on my bio". So he and some other guys are talking and he says to them "check out usernames bio blah blah blah don't care about the rest". They did and one of them says "Yeah she has problems". My response to that (although again I didn't respond because I'm not a bastard like them) would have been "yeah and my problem is you guys". I wasn't mentioned again but after I left the game because I have a life unlike these guys I get a request from him to play Call of Duty with him. Now I'm confused. You send me an angry message and make fun of me and then when I leave you want me to play CoD with you. I think his problem is that he's mad because he wants me to talk to him. He then went to send me a message and saw my bio. I think this made him remember all of the girls that turned him down because of his jackass ways and decided to take it out on me. When I didn't respond he decided to tell his friends. Then he gave up and when he saw that I left he was saddened and wanted me to play more. I could be wrong but that's what I think happened.

I know that out of all the people that play CoD its probably 90%-95% guys and 5%-10% girls playing. This however does not mean that all the girls want to be drooled over by guys when we enter a game. So if you're a guy that plays xbox and you bother girls that you find playing any game, stop. It just shows how much of a lowlife you are.

Well I'm done complaining. Until next time.