Costumes

Well Halloween is coming up in 5 days. As I said in my last post I am going trick or treating. I will not repeat what I am going as so you'll have to go back to that post if you care enough. Anyways I'm 15 so I am a teenager and I'm going and I know a lot of teenagers don't go cause it's not cool or they just think they're to old. I don't understand what the problem is. No one's to old for FREE candy. I understand that some people just don't feel like getting a costume and having to pay for it so I have thought of 4 costumes that people can easily get for little or no money.

1. Girl or Boy
No I don't mean go as the opposite gender. That would cost money. What you do with this is go as the gender you are. For example, if you're a girl just put on whatever clothes you would normally wear put on whatever make up and jewlery and whatever else you put on that takes 2 hours to do. When you're finally done putting it on your costume is finished. Yup that's it and you just go trick or treating like that. If you're a guy just do the same. I mean not with girl clothes but with your own clothes. Just wanted to make sure your guy brains understood. So you just go out as you normally would for Halloween and when people ask you what you're going as just say "I'm a girl/guy". What's funny is that people might get really confused because your 'costume' looks a lot like that girl/guy that lives in the neighborhood.

2. Box
All you have to do with this is get a big box that's large enough for you to fit in. Cut out a hole on the top, two on the bottom, and one on each side. Open the top of the box and get it. Put your feet through the two holes at the bottom and your arms through each side. Then have someone close the box and stick your head though that. Now your a box. A good thing about being a box for Halloween is you can scare people. All you have to do is go to a door. Take you legs out of the bottom so the box doesn't look like it has legs. Then ring the doorbell and hide in the box. When someone comes out and wonders why there's a box outside pop out. Just make sure you pick the right person to scare. Don't pick the person in the neighborhood who is really tough cause then all your gonna do is end up with a black eye or some kind of wound. I can not be held responsibly for any injuries you sustain while scaring people.

3. Bag Man/Woman
For this just get 3 paper bags and two plastic bags. Take one of the paper bags and cut two eye holes in it and if you feel like it a mouth hole. Put that on your head. Then take the two other paper bags and put your feet in them. You should tie them to your feet to make sure they stay. Then with the two plastic bags put them on your hands. You can hold them if you'd like. The good thing about this one is that you can use all the bags to hold your candy. Just make sure you don't put a plastic bag over your head instead of a paper bag.

4. Pumpkin Head
This one is the easiest since most of the work is done for you. A lot of people love getting a pumpkin and carving it and then putting it outside. Well there's nothing out there that says you can't take one. Just go look at the pumpkins one by one and when you find one you really like take it. It could be anything, a face, a cat, a monster, witch, whatever you like. Then cut the bottom of the pumpkin making a big enough hole to fit your head and there you go. You're a pumpkin head. The nice one about this is that no one will have the same design as you so you and all your friends could go as Pumpkin head and each one would have a different design.

So there you go. Four costumes that are easy and cost nothing.

Question of the Day:
What's your costume for Halloween. If you pick mine I'll send you a free piece of candy of your choice (will take a minimum of 100 years until you receive it)

Punishment

Warning: This was made by a person who had been having insomnia for about a month. You have been warned.

I'm back! Wow I can almost hear all the crickets as you guys don't care. Well, I would like to thank all the people that answered the question of the day from my last post. In case you haven't already figured it out there was no one so since I have such loving fans I have decided to tell (bore) you guys with what I've done the past week or two I've been gone. Well I've been having insomnia for about a month now which is why this is being posted at 4 this morning. I've also been terrorized by my new kitten. Her name is Ash and she "loves" me. I now have scratches on my foot from where she decided to try and climb onto it an after she fell decided that she would claw my foot. She has also been attempting to eat my hand. Every once in a while she decided to start licking my hand and when she is done with that she starts sucking and biting my thumb. She also licks my face so now I'm worried that I may wake up one day to find the flesh on my face missing or my thumb or entire hand.  I also got the new Five Finger Death Punch album American Capitalist which is awesome. I have fallen in love with the song "Under and Over It" especially the one line "Did you hear the one about me playing the game. Selling my soul and changing my name. Did you hear the one about me being a prick. Did you know that I don't care and you can suck my. Did you hear the one about me trying to die. Fist in the air and a finger to the sky. Do I care if you hate me. Do you want to know the truth. C'est la vie, adios, good riddance, fuck you". I'm looking forward to Disturbed new b-side album The Lost Children which will be out November 8th. Let's think what else can I tell you. Play-doh is still fun to play with even when your 15 but you still should not eat it. I'm very confused by something I saw at a store. They had a jar of what they called "party peanuts". I don't understand what that means. Does it mean that the peanuts wear little party hats and have a banner that says some party thing when you open it. Maybe they have that little toy thing that you twirl around on a stick and makes a very annoying noise. They could also have streamers and confetti that pops out whenever you open it. Or by "party peanuts" do they mean that they are peanuts that are only allowed to be brought to parties. Like if you get pulled over by the cops and they find a jar of opened party peanuts on the seat and there's no party going on they'll arrest you. I kind of hope it's the first thing but at the same time it would be funny if it was the later of the two. Oh well. Halloween is soon. I don't understand why people my age don't go as much. I mean really it's free candy. But whatever the less that go the more candy I get. I'm going as a cereal killer this year and no, I do not mean serial killer. I will stop boring you guys and try to get some sleep now. Don't worry I won't be gone as long this time. I'm working on a special Halloween themed story for you guys. Until then all of you should work on something very important to me. STOP MUFFIN CRUELTY. Think about how you would feel if you were a muffin. You're just given life and then eaten by some ungrateful brat.

Question of the Day:
Since I'm punishing you guys for not answering the last one you guys get none this time. Feel free to answer last posts question.

Math Poem

Sorry I've been gone for a while. I can't think of anything to write. Today I have some interesting things. Me and my family went to a German festival and I got a dragon balloon. Yes a balloon. I have a childs mind and an idiots brain. That means I would be good to video tape and send to one of those funny shows. Any ways it was cool at the festival. You can use cool in both ways there. By that I mean you can interpret it as cool like it's nice or cool as in it's cold. If that doesn't help explain it well then you should go back to kindergarden. Besides the German festival I had a kind of fun thing to do in geometry. We had to do a poem for extra credit. I needed the extra credit so I had to do it. I came up with a stupid poem so I'm going to share it with you.

One plus one equals two.
Yes I know it's true.
A cone has a point at the end.
It's solid so it won't bend.
A cube is made up of squares.
It's not human so it doesn't have any hairs.
The origin of this poem is my brain.
The inside of it is insane.
We're getting off topic here.
I think this is enough for your ear.
Look, I didn't even shed a tear.
Now you can all cheer.

Yeah I don't know how I can up with it either. I'm gonna go and try and think of something to write now.

Question of The Day:

I'm going to give you people that are reading this a chance to read a story about what you want so I want you guys to pick a topic, any topic, and I will write a story about it. Well almost any topic, it depends on what you guys come up with. Yeah so now I'm the best blogger in the world letting you lucky people choose a topic. I'm so nice (this isn't just because I can't think of anything to write about). Wait this isn't really in question form. Ok, what do you guys want me to write about? There happy.