There are no words to describe this

I am currently dealing with another couple of days with insomnia so of course I have decided to post something tonight. A couple of weeks ago I found out about this girl who calls herself Amanda Bieber. I cannot read more then 3 of her tweets without wanting to bang my head into a wall. She has enough stupidity that I have decided that at 4:30 in the morning I would make a post about her. So here are some of her tweets and what my response would be (if I felt like arguing with an idiot all day).

Her tweet: Why do normal people have to donate money to cancer funds like it's our fault cancer patients smoked or whatever they did to get cancer?
My response: Okay 1. You don't HAVE to donate money 2. Although there is a bigger risk at getting cancer when you smoke, there are perfectly healthy people who also get cancer too. Have you ever thought about all those kids with cancer? Do you think they came out of the womb smoking a pack of cigarettes a day?

Her tweet: Break a boy's heart once, shame on you. Break the same boy's heart twice, SWAG!
My response: No that's called being a heartless slut.

Her tweet: Why can't all overweight people just throw up all their fat? You don't have to be anorexic, but just throw up until you're normal....
My response: Yeah and why don't we all just shit out money while we're at it. Do you honestly think you can just throw up fat? If humans could do that then there wouldn't be any fat people.

Her tweet: I'm not a fucking atheist I don't believe in God AT ALL. and Bieber is Christian because he's famous and he like, has to
My response: Yeah and I'm sure you like, have to be this stupid. I'm not even going to comment on the atheist part but it wouldn't hurt to believe in proper grammar...

Her tweet: Why do people think lip syncing is a bad thing? You need a lot of talent to lip sync, besides it's hard to sing when you dance...

My Response: You think singing and dancing are hard? Many people can sing and dance at the same time and some people in rock and metal bands can also play guitar or drums while they sing. Proof:

Her tweet: Why did the hottest member of One Direction have to be Muslim? I want him to fuck me, but I don't want him to blow my house up after 

My response: Let me just teach you something (and anyone else who thinks that all Muslims are terrorists). On April 19, 1995 terrorists blew up a building in Oklahoma City that killed 168 people and over 650 were injured. All four of the people charged with the crime were white people who were born in America and none of them had ties to al-Qaeda. Just look up Oklahoma City Bombing if you don't believe me. But good job sounding like a slut. 

That's the last one I feel like doing. She has many others but I'm starting to get tired and reading all of these tweets is killing me. I'm considering making a twitter account just to show her this and see how she responds. 

My Generation

Recently in the news I saw a video of an old woman being bullied by some kids. Words do not even begin to describe the hatred I feel towards my generation. It is bad enough that kids are committing suicide because of people like that. I honestly don't even know what else to say. That woman had to have an incredible amount of strength to not fucking punch the shit out of those kids. It's kids like that, that make my generation look bad. Then there are kids in school that just don't give a fuck. On one of the last days of school my teacher had us work on something that honestly wasn't that bad. All we were supposed to do was order people from best to worst in terms of who would make the best president without knowing who they were. Now before I go on I have to say I go to a different school then most people go to. My school is online and we all have to join a class from a computer where we can hear the teach. The teacher can also write on the board, change slides, let us talk, write, type, etc. Okay so in the class our teacher sent us into a breakout room (basically like being split up in a group to work together). When I got into the room there was three other people with me. One of the people in the group didn't respond for the first three minutes. Both of the other people responded though they both hardly responded for the rest of the time. One of them had to ask what we were doing despite the teacher going over it for five minutes. I some what happily told them what we were doing (though in my mind I was cursing them). The other person finally responded though she clearly had no idea what we were doing. Once she was there she acted like the leader and got started on what we were doing (because for the three minutes that she wasn't there we got absolutely nothing done). While I was typing a note to everyone she asked me something and after waiting five seconds she asked me if I was there even though I was clearly typing a note. We started getting started on the thing and I clearly was the only one who knew what to do (no I'm not trying to brag, it's the honest truth). The girl chose someone who had barely any qualities that a president should have as the person she thought was best. I politely told her why he wasn't a good candidate for president and told her who I thought was best. We both agreed that he was a good candidate and she said that it was either him or the person she chose   that would be best. I again politely told her that I didn't think he was a good choice however she apparently doesn't understand what that means and still put him as number two on our list. I decided to give up on that for now and try to pick the worst candidate. We both agreed on a person I picked and asked the other two people (who have yet to contribute anything to this what there opinion was). The one guy didn't respond and the girl only agreed with us. About thirty seconds later she sent another note about how it was soooo confusing. I almost broke down. Let me remind you that this is a simple task and that we are all in 10th grade and had learned about what qualities make a good president about three months ago. We are also all over the age of 14 and really should already know what makes a good president. I'm pretty sure a bunch of kindergartners could have easily picked out the best candidate. So at this point I just want to get this shit over with (we had been working on it for 20 minutes). But then my genius teammate decided to say another thing which was something like "this is so stupid the teacher should just let us out early". Then the only guy in the group finally decided to say something which was "lol yeah". At the point I just exploded and sent them a message like this (without the cursing of course) "We have been working on this for the last 25 fucking minutes. We should already be done with this shit and I honestly could have finished this in five minutes had I not been put in a group of idiots. Can you guys just stop your fucking complaining for five fucking minutes so we can get this done and it really should be that hard and confusing considering the fact that we are in 10th grade civics and have learned about this before". It might seem like a bit of overkill but it's the truth and have no regret about saying it. Of course, my teammate has a note to send us which was "lol okay then".  After that I was done. My hatred toward my generation had reached an all time high and I wish I could just strangle her so that the world doesn't have to deal with her anymore. So that is one of the many reasons that I hate everyone.

On a completely unrelated note, I'm pretty sure my doctor poisoned me. I had to get a chickenpox shot because although I had gotten one before, my school wanted me to get another. It was easy to get, just a slight pinch and that was all. However, later that night I got a sore throat. Then the next morning I awoke to a stuffy nose, coughing, a sore throat, and a bump where the doctor inserted the shot. Even though my mom was sick last Friday I'm still positive that it's my doctors doings. Either that or I'm paranoid so either way I'm screwed.

In other completely unrelated news I got fish. I have two silver mollies, one (probably) pregnant black molly, and a red double tail male Betta (don't worry, he is not in the same tank, I'm not that much of an idiot). Because I'm obsessed with music, I named my silver mollies Metallica and Pearl, my black molly is Black Tide and my Betta is In Flames.

Yes this is a very long post but only because I haven't posted anything in a month and I'm going to be busy so I probably won't be posting much this summer. But if I don't post anything in six months it's because either the poison killed me or I'm in a mental institute. I have a killer headache so I'm going the fuck to sleep (I will fix any errors in this tomorrow).

The 11 Things I Hate Most on Call of Duty Part 2

Before I start I would like to share what I saw today. While I was in the car with my dad we saw a bright blue car driving fast down the highway and going on the shoulder of the highway to pass cars. Well that's really smart to commit a crime in a BRIGHT BLUE car because that would be very hard for the police to find. It's even more inconspicuous then the guy in the picture in the last post. Last thing I have to say is someone really needs to make a sarcasm font for when you're texting or writing.

5. Being quick scoped - I absolutely hate when I'm going around and I run into someone and get quick scoped by someone. I admire there skills but still I don't like it. Although I can't say much about it because I'm trying to learn how to quick scope. I've gotten some what good at it but I still have to practice. It still annoys me when I get quick scoped.

4. Getting killed as soon as I spawn - You get killed by someone so you're already mad and then right when you spawn someone kills you again. It's especially annoying when you have to wait to respawn like in sabotage (R.I.P Adam "MCA" Yauch). A very annoying thing is when my team is spawn trapped because then I feel like I have to continue with the game because it's rewarding when you kill one of the guys trapping you.

3. People who play around in search and destroy - I played a lot of search and destroy a couple weeks ago and the one reason I stopped playing it is because of the idiots on it. I played a lot of games where all the people on one team were in a party or for whatever reason went along with it. What they would do is use a sniper class, get on a building, then they would all jump off the building while spinning and try to kill someone when they hit the ground (they never succeeded by the way). There would always be one on my team who would go along with the idiots so I would have to wait and watch them play around. It annoys the fucking hell out of me. Why? Because I didn't come to play search and destroy to watch a bunch of ballerinas spinning off of buildings!

2. People who talk - I just hate people in general. I hate when I get into a game and there's a group of jackasses talking and they aren't in private chat. See what happens is they all feel like they have to prove themselves to their friends so they make fun of other people in the game. There's also the people who don't make fun of others but they get really mad when they're killed so they're like "you fucking asshole" or something to that effect. I mean really you got killed it's not that much of a surprise. Sure I get mad when I get killed but I'm not going to announce it to everyone in the game and also saying "you only got me because of lag" is not acceptable. It was not because of lag that you got killed so suck it up and deal with it you baby.

1. Noob tubes/RPGs - The number one thing I hate is of course noob tubes and RPGs. It makes me really mad when I get killed by one because it's just not fair. Seriously you have a gun filled with bullets for a reason. You do not need to use a grenade launcher to kill people and if you do you should not be playing CoD. If you are not good enough to use a gun then please either learn how to use it or do not play at all. Do not go and use a noob tube to make up for your lack of gun skills. As for people with RPGs, you were able to get all the way up to unlocking RPGs. You should be good enough to use a gun.

The 11 Things I Hate Most On Call of Duty Part 1

I never talk about it but I love Call of Duty. However, there are many things on it that I hate (although I still play it for some reason). I have a list of 11 things that I hate. No not 10 things, 11 things.

11. Killcams - Killcams are useful sometimes like when you're trying to find where a sniper is or you just have no idea how you got killed. However, I feel like most of the time it's not needed. I mean I know how I was killed. The guy shot me. I don't need to watch it again. I feel like it's mocking me when it shows me it. Like it's saying "Hey, you want to see yourself get killed again. Haha look at you. Look at you, idiot. Boom! headshot! Haha and you were so close to getting a care package. If only you had killed him but no you're to much of an idiot to kill him so you have to watch him kill you."

10. Throwing knives from across the map - Have you ever been in a match and it has just started and right when you start running you get hit by a throwing knife. Then you're like "what the fuck just happened" so you watch the killcam (one of the times you want to watch it) and you see that right when the match started someone threw a throwing knife. It is very annoying....I wish I could do that.

9. Changing your class and forgetting that you no long have that perk - I recently had this happen to me when I was playing Modern Warfare 2. I was using my LMG with commando pro and I like to jump from high places with it. I wanted to start sniping so I changed my class and forgot that I didn't have commando pro with it and when I jumped from a high place I died. The only good thing about it is that I got an emblem for it. I also hate getting killed by helicopters and sentries so for all my classes I have cold blooded which I also don't have on my sniper class so I went outside when there was a pave low and I think you can tell what happened.

8. Stunning/killing yourself - Am I the only one that does this? I go around and I know someone's inside a building so I throw a stun grenade in the room but I miss the door so it bounces back and stuns me. Maybe I'm the only one that does that but it seems like I always stun myself. Just today I was playing terminal and threw a stun grenade a good distance away from me and I still managed to get stunned by it. Stun grenades are bad but it's even worse when it's a frag grenade that bounces back. I'm always killing myself doing this because then I run towards the grenade and attempt to throw it where it was supposed to go to. Sometimes I succeed and other times I get hurt or killed. But sometimes when I play headquarters I throw a grenade into the room where the headquarters are trying to kill people but I'm to impatient to wait for it to blow up so I run in after it which results in me getting blown up by my own grenade.

7. Care packages - I have a love-hate relationship with care packages. I love getting them because I love getting different killstreak rewards (unless its a UAV or ammo). However, they can be annoying sometimes. Like when I get a care package and I'm excited to see what it is but when it drops down it falls on me. I have been killed by care packages at least 50 times. Although typically this happens when I play drop zone. That happens to me a lot but it's especially annoying when you're a juggernaut and one falls on you. I don't mind so much when I'm the bad juggernaut but when I'm the good juggernaut I hate it (bad juggernaut - riot shield and pistol. good juggernaut - LMG).

6. Things that explode - Have you ever just been running along minding your own business and you pass a car without noticing that it's on fire and then it explodes and kills you. Or when you're sniping and there's those exploding barrels behind you and when someone tries to kill you and misses he hits the barrels. Of course you're trying to kill people so you don't look behind to check. Then suddenly they explode and you die when you were so close to getting a killstreak reward.

Well there's 6 of them. I'll post the last five in a couples days (or weeks).

And there's the picture I promised (I hope it works).

P.S. Because of what happened during the last post I'm not spell checking this.

Not Again

A minute ago while playing Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 a guy sent me a series of messages. Most of which I responded to. Why? Because it was to good of an opportunity to pass up. This was our conversation.

Idiot - You're a retard. (I'm assuming he sent me this because he was mad that I got killed. I was playing search and destroy where you have one life. After all of my teammates died including him, I was able to kill 3 of the remaining opponents. However I was unable to kill the last guy.)
Idiot again - Sorry. I didn't mean that. I love you <3
Guess who sent me another message - Won't happen again. Sorry ;)
Me finally answering because I didn't want to answer while in the middle of a match - Since you were nice enough to apologize I accept it however do not send me anymore messages.
Idiot - Lol why can't I ? (first of all there shouldn't be a space between the I and question mark. It should look like "I?" not "I ?" and second of all you can't because I don't like being annoyed by guys on xbox. I hope you have learned your lesson.)
Guess who - Your bio is sorta fucked. :) (I have no idea what the smile face is there for)

I decided to have some fun with him after this so I sent him a message saying "Because I'm not who you think I am"

Freaked out idiot - holy shit. who are you? (I can only imagine what he was thinking when he sent me that)
me - her boyfriend and her bio is like that because of guys like you who do stuff like this (I thought it would be funnier to tell him I was a dude. I think next time this happens I'm going to tell the guy "a 70 year old man but I'd still like to meet you" and see what happens.
Idiots reply - Message people because they suck at the game? LOL her bio is fucked. hahha Read it. (I would like to point out that in the last game we played I had 7 kills and 3 deaths while he had 3 kills and 4 deaths. In the game where he started sending me messages I had 8 kills and 4 deaths while he had 4 kills and 4 deaths. My question is if I suck at the game yet I'm doing better then him (and the rest of my team) what does that mean?)
me - I completely agree with her bio but you obviously don't have a girlfriend so you wouldn't understand.
Bastard - Sorry that my girlfriend doesn't play xbox. Hahaha shes a keeper. ;) (again not sure about the now winking smile face)
my awesome response - Imaginary girlfriends can't buy xboxs.
His idiotic response - Ou got me there ! You've won the argument ! Congrats you just won ... absolutly nothing :) wow yeah coool dude man bro !!!!! (Again I would like to point out that there is NO space between the last word and the exclamation point/question mark. It's also spell absolutEly not absolutly)

I feel like he sent me this response because he had no comeback so to further humiliate him I sent him a message saying "me - 1 you - emasculated + loss of pride = asshole"

His last message was - Whoa so sick man!!!!! hahahahha (Finally there is no space between the last word and exclamation point)

I didn't feel like sending him another message because I felt like I won the battle and because there isn't really anything else to telling him other then how to use correct grammar. After the match (the whole time we were playing search and destroy) he promptly left the game to try and regain what little pride he had left and to hide from the shame he had caused himself.

So I hope everyone learns from this. Also I'm sorry I haven't posted the picture from 2 months ago. Ive been to busy (and lazy) to post them and I'm still not exactly sure how to or if it will work. I'm hoping to post a random picture on my next post to test it out and see if it works. I don't know when my next post will be though because I have a research paper that I only have till wednesday to do. I know what you're thinking "Why did you put off doing the paper this long. You should have gotten it done sooner." Well she just finished telling use what we had to do on Monday so I couldn't have started it till then which only gives us 9 days to do it. I hate school. On the plus side I'm going to a concert this week to see Shinedown, Art of Dying, Adelita's way, and New Medicine so that will be sick. Jealous? You should be.

So being the idiot I am while I was spell checking my post I was trying to fix a word. Thinking that it was going to delete it I pressed the delete/backspace button. Instead it went back to the previous page I was on. I freaked out thinking I just lost everything I wrote. All I had to do was press the "show the next page" button at the top of the screen and I got back to this page. Is that supposed to be some sick kind of karma? Go ahead laugh at me. I don't give a shit. I am never going to spell check my posts ever again.

Guys On Xbox

So recently on my xbox bio I put

"If you're a guy and I don't know you, the answer is no. I realize that girls playing violent video games is a rare occurrence but that does not mean that you should try to befriend me. I do not want to be your friend, I do not want to date you, I do not want to meet you, I do not want to have anything to do with you. Do not send me a friend request, do not send me a message, do not say "hi" to me and do not tell me you love me. And yes, I did just kill you."

I realize that this may sound harsh but considering the fact that in 6 months of playing xbox I've had 4 guys try to talk to me only because I'm a girl (although one of them somehow persuaded me to accept his friend request). One of them sent me a couple of messages. Two of them expressing his love to me, one that I can't remember, and the last one was a response to me telling him "leave me alone" where he put a crying face (:'( that face in case you're not familiar with it) and telling me that he didn't want to leave. The other guy sent me something that I also don't remember to which I responded "_l_" (the finger, in case you don't know). His response was "is that a penis cause it's cute. My first thought when I read that was "Wow. This guy is charming. Obviously knows what ladies like to hear." It also didn't help that he was being a jackass to everyone else that joined the game and was making fun of people's gamer tags (including mine). The next guy was able to get me to accept his friend request and hasn't been a problem. He hasn't sent me anything bad or been a asshole so I guess 1/4 of the guys are good. The last guy only said "Hey username. What's up girl". This wouldn't have bothered me so much if he hadn't added the girl part and if he had said hi to everyone.

So I decided to change my bio to that so maybe guys would stop bothering me. Did it? Of course not. So today I get into a game and during the game I get a message from a guy (I won't tell you his name so that he can't keep some, not much but some of his dignity). His message said "I completely understand your bio but if you don't have decency to talk in OBJECTIVE playlist then fuck off". Well first of all, if you're going to send me an angry message at least use proper grammar. It should be "don't have THE decency to talk in THE objective" not "don't have decency to talk in objective". Second of all, if I don't want to talk to fucking idiots like you I don't have to. What I would have sent him (although I didn't because I'm not as much of an asshole as him) was "Maybe if it wasn't for idiots like you who send me messages like that I wouldn't put that on my bio". So he and some other guys are talking and he says to them "check out usernames bio blah blah blah don't care about the rest". They did and one of them says "Yeah she has problems". My response to that (although again I didn't respond because I'm not a bastard like them) would have been "yeah and my problem is you guys". I wasn't mentioned again but after I left the game because I have a life unlike these guys I get a request from him to play Call of Duty with him. Now I'm confused. You send me an angry message and make fun of me and then when I leave you want me to play CoD with you. I think his problem is that he's mad because he wants me to talk to him. He then went to send me a message and saw my bio. I think this made him remember all of the girls that turned him down because of his jackass ways and decided to take it out on me. When I didn't respond he decided to tell his friends. Then he gave up and when he saw that I left he was saddened and wanted me to play more. I could be wrong but that's what I think happened.

I know that out of all the people that play CoD its probably 90%-95% guys and 5%-10% girls playing. This however does not mean that all the girls want to be drooled over by guys when we enter a game. So if you're a guy that plays xbox and you bother girls that you find playing any game, stop. It just shows how much of a lowlife you are.

Well I'm done complaining. Until next time.

Lines

Why Barnes and Noble. Why. Why do have 6 cash registers and only one fucking cashier working. Because you know what fucking happens when there's one person who has a compliant and takes 10 fucking minutes to check out. Every fucking person in line has to wait ten fucking minutes just to check out one fucking heavy ass book. How many people are working there. Don't you think you could have more then one person working at the cash registers. Especially when there's 5 fucking people in line. That's why they're going out of business. Because while they're being assholes at the cash registers, everyone's reading their fucking books in line. By the time they get to check out they already finished the fucking book. And that isn't the only place that has a problem with lines. Dairy Queen also has a problem. I waited fucking 10 minutes yesterday for chicken tenders. They are making food for people who aren't even fucking there. You get a number when you order and when they call your number, you get your food but they were calling numbers and there was no one coming up to get the food. They make really good chicken tenders though. I am a very angry person this week which probably has something to do with having insomnia again. So besides being angry about the fucking long lines at places I am actually happy about something. Assassin's Creed 3 is coming out on October 30 and I pre-ordered it and got a fucking sick metal case for my game. It has beautiful artwork by Alex Ross. So I'm incredibly happy for that and I can't wait for the game to come out. In other news, I got a lip piercing which I have been wanting for months. If someone had told me that I would have to wash my mouth out with terrible tasting mouthwash, I might have changed my mind about getting it. It's only the taste at first but after being in your mouth for 10 seconds it starts to burn and I have to use it every time I eat.

Number of times I used the word fuck in this post (including that one): 14