Mouses, Cookies, Killers, and Knifes

Hello people, I am back after I think four days. Now lets start with something to remind you about your childhood. Does anyone remember those stories about giving animals something. Like that one called "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie". I remember reading them when I was younger and how funny it was when the mouse would ask for something else. Now thinking about it, I'm still amused by it although not in the same way. Now I find it funny that it's so close to the actual world where we are animals personal slaves. The mouse keeps asking for something and the boy always gets it instead of saying "get the fucking thing yourself". That's what we would say to other people. It's the animals that we obey. I also find it kind of funny that the boy has more guts then most people. This boy isn't at all afraid of a talking mouse. Most people these days would freak out if they saw a mouse and run out of the house to buy mouse traps and that's not even a talking mouse. This is sometimes true for guys too. Come on guys, stop trying to be all macho we know some of you are also afraid of mice. Anyways, because of these stories, I have decided to make my own. However, mine will be a little less child friendly. I named mine "If You Give A Serial Killer A Knife". It goes like this.

If you give a serial killer a knife, he's going to ask for a victim.

When you get him a victim, he'll probably ask you for a chair and rope.

When he's done tying up his victim to the chair, he'll want some newspaper.

Then he will want to put the newspaper under the chair so he doesn't get blood on the floor.

When he does that, he'll probably notice the victim keeps screaming. So he'll ask you for a gag.

When he's done gagging his victim, he'll want a music player so he can sleep deprive his victim. He'll start sleep depriving his victim. He might get carried away and sleep deprive him for three days. He might even end up almost choking him to death as well.

When he's done, he'll probably want to humiliate his victim. You will have to find a dog costume for him with a leash and collar. He'll put it on his victim and make him do humiliating things for a few hours.

He'll probably ask you to tie up his victim. So you will while he gets the knife you gave him. When he looks at his victim tied up, he'll get so excited he'll want to cut of some of his victims fingers. He'll ask for a garbage to put them in.

He'll continue cutting off his fingers. When he's done, he'll want to finish his victim off.

Then after he stabs him in the chest a couple times, he'll want to bury the body. Which means he'll need a shovel.

He'll bury the body and stand back to look at the ground where the bodies buried. Looking at it will make him want to kill again so...he'll ask for another victim.

And chances are if he asks for another victim, he's going to want a new knife to go with it.

The End


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