Monday, February 20, 2012

Games

Many games now supposedly are good for kids but if you think about it some of them can teach kids bad things. Here's a list of them.

Monopoly - Teaches kids that they should destroy their opponents and take all their money. It teaches them how to be megalomaniacs (look it up).

Operation - a game that shows kids the dangers of performing an operation and makes them think it is easy to mess them up thus the kids become terrified of hospitals.

Clue - Shows kids that everyone is a suspect when a crime is committed even themselves.

Perfection - Teaches kids that they have to do everything perfect and have things done on time or everything gets messed up.

Jenga - Makes kids cautious about every move they make for fear that they will lose.

The Game of Life - Teaches kids early that not everything in life is perfect.

Crocodile Dentist - This game isn't really that bad except it makes kids think that when you're bit by a crocodile it doesn't hurt very much so they don't have a fear of crocodiles and get eaten by one. Now if I made the game I would make the crocodiles teeth very sharp like knives.

Hungry Hungry Hippos - Teaches kids that they can control hippos and that hippos are pink, green, orange, and yellow.

These are just some of the many games there are. And people wonder why humans are so messed up. It's because children are playing these games.

Question of the Day:

Anybody want to play my version of Crocodile Dentist?

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