Yay. Stupid laws again. But before I begin the answer to my riddle thing. The answer is paint. Yes a riddle written from the point of view of paint. Don't you feel bad for your paint now All lonely with nothing to do and thinking it's worthless. Show your paint some love today. How you'll do that I don't know. I can't do everything for you.
Nebraska - It is illegal to go whale fishing. Where the fuck in Nebraska is there a whale! What are they hunting stuffed animals.
Nevada - It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway. Do camels now come with steering wheels?
New Hampshire - In cemeteries it is illegal to: get drunk, picnic, enter at night, and enter by one's self if that person is younger than 10. Who goes to the cemetery and is like "What a great place for my ten year old kid to come alone and have a picnic at night."
New Jersey - It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer. I can see how this would go in prison. Guy one: "Hey what are you in for?" Guy 2: "I shot a guy. What about you?" Guy 1: "I frowned at a police officer." Guy 2: "Dude that's badass."
New Mexico - Hunting is prohibited in Mountain View Cemetery. What are you hunting zombies? You've been playing way to many video games.
New York - The penalty for jumping off a building is death. No shit. You don't have to make a law saying that. It's kind of implied. And if they do live I don't think they're going to have a problem being sentenced to death.
North Carolina - Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited. Imagine visiting fluffy and spot in jail. Is there anyone else who thinks this would be kind of cute.
North Dakota - It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on. Do police go into people's houses just to make sure they haven't?
Ohio - It is illegal for more then five women to live in a house. I guess the cast of jersey shore won't be living here. Oh wait they aren't all girls. Well by the way the guys bitched I just assumed they were.
Oklahoma - People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed. Dogs have feelings too.
Oregon - One may not test their physical endurance while driving a car on the highway. I don't think they should have this law. If an idiot wants to kill himself by trying to be superman I say we let him as long as he doesn't hurt other people. That means we'll have one less idiot to deal with.
Pennsylvania - It is illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors. But they're so comfortable.
Rhode island - Impersonating a town sealer, auctioneer, corder of wood, or a fence-viewer is against the law. Do you really gain anything for impersonating any of these people.
South Carolina - A permit must be obtained to fire a missile. I feel like they made this just to find the idiots who have missiles.
South Dakota - No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants. Can't you just say that no horses are allowed. Why do you have to add them wearing pants.
Tennessee - It is illegal to place tacks on a highway. But it would be funny.
Texas - A recently passed anti crime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. I really hope that no criminal actually takes the time to do this.
Utah - It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. If someone is going to detonate a nuclear weapon I don't think they're going to obey a law.
Vermont - At one time it was illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole. What's with all the weird laws involving animals.
Virginia - Police radar detectors are illegal. Who arrests the police that do this.
Washington - When two trains come to a crossing, neither shall go until the other has passed. How the fuck is that supposed to work if both of them can't move.
West Virginia - It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 pounds. Poor fluffy.
Wisconsin - The state definition of rape stated that it was a man having sex with a woman he knows not to be his wife. "But officer I was positive it was my wife."
Wyoming - Any person who fails to close a fence is subject to a fine of up to seven hundred and fifty dollars. They really take this crime seriously. They even have bait fences.
Done. Fifty dumb laws in America. Again I did absolutely no work on this except thinking of how to make fun of them. They all came from www.dumblaws.com
Question of the Day:
How are you going to make it up to your paint?
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